Script

SIDE 1

(Still a little confused)
Okay guys, I usually enjoy a good morning hallucination, but I have to get ready to teach my first day of classes today -- so I'd appreciate it if you would all just scoot.

Tom, we know today is your first day of teaching. That's why we're here. We are here to help you.
(To AUDIENCE)
Right?

What would really help is if I look over my lesson plan. It's going to be tough enough already.

SIDE 2

Hey, Tom, that really is the end. We've got to get back to where we came from... just like Janet here. Right, Janet?
(Does a "JANET" VOICE)

"Right, Shulie!"

You are going to make a great teacher, Tom. Good luck!

Good luck, big guy!

Goodbye, Tom. And remember, you learn something new every day... look out for it!

(Ad-lib)
Bye, Tom... etc.

Wait, wait, wait. First of all I want to thank you for all of your help this morning. I am definitely ready to teach.

(Ad-lib)
Excellent! We knew you'd get it. etc.

But, I have a little more time before I have to be at school. Do you think we could do just one more song? That way I will know I'm ready.

(Ad-lib)
Sure, Tom! Great! etc.

Which one do you want to do?

HEY! My personal favorite!

(MUSIC intro starts)

Interjections!!!