Script

SIDE 1

Now, in a moment you will be presented to Her Grace, the most distinguished Duck on the lake. She was once paired with a Mandarin. And you will notice she has a red band of cloth round her leg...

(GRACE enters as School Principal.)

...that is the greatest distinction a duck can enjoy. It means that she is looked up to by both men and animals.

SIDE 2

(We pick up on a conversation between MAUREEN and HENRIETTA, and TURKEY as the rest of the poultry return from the croissant expedition.)

It's Ida I feel sorry for. How she managed to lay the egg I'll never know.

Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Gobble, gobble...

(Pointing at UGLY.)
I wouldn't use that to stuff a duvet with!

(Overhearing)
Talking of stuffing, I don't suppose you will be quite so full of yourself come Thanksgiving!

Ooh, I hate that word.