Script

Audition Central: Elf The Musical JR.

Script: Security Guards

SIDE 1

SECURITY GUARD #1

You got a problem here, Mr. Hobbs?

WALTER

Yes! Get this elf out of here!

SECURITY GUARD #2

Will do, sir. Let s go, buddy.

BUDDY

That s me!


SECURITY GUARD #1

Where do you want us to take him?

WALTER

I don t know. Take him to the North Pole.

SECURITY GUARD #1

Sure thing.

(to SECURITY GUARD #2)

The North Pole?


SECURITY GUARD #2

No problem. They got one at Macy s.

BUDDY

I just came from the North Pole. I walked. It s 3,408 miles. I took the Lincoln Tunnel but if you take the George Washington Bridge it s a mile shorter.