A diva leading lady who takes pride in chewing the scenery. Though Ms. Stockwell is a bit too old to play an ingénue, she remembers those days well and is bitter that she now plays supporting roles. That is until she finds love, which she latches onto with all her might.
The narrator of this story. It's his passion and enthusiasm for this musical that brings the story into existence. He is a bit lonely, a definite homebody, and very particular about his privacy and his space. He has strong opinions about the musical and a strong emotional connection to its characters.
Mrs. Tottendale's much-put-upon right hand man. He tries to do the best job he can for Mrs. Tottendale—though he often gets exasperated. No one is more surprised than he when she confesses her love for him, and also when he realizes he loves her too.
The befuddled hostess for Janet and Robert's wedding. She is always happy, always looking on the bright side, and often confused about what is happening.
Janet's fiancé. Though he has the air of a debonair leading man, he wrestles with insecurities over his upcoming wedding.
Robert's stressed-out best man. He is happy to take on the role of best man, but is having to really work to keep the wedding on track. Though George spends a good amount of the show in a tizzy, he knows how to pull it together to get things done.
A chorus girl who is gunning to take over Janet's role. Though Kitty has a lot of heart, she isn't very bright, and has trouble convincing Feldzieg that she would be able to carry the show.
A producer who has a lot of people putting pressure on him, including a gang boss, his pseudo-girlfriend Kitty, and Janet, the leading lady who is Leaving his show. He always seems a bit on edge as he schemes to stop the wedding and save his own life.
Sent by Feldzieg's largest investor to ensure that Janet re-joins the show.
A famously charming man who believes he is a true gift to women and will do anything to uphold his honor. He is secure in his actions and goes after what things he must.
A glamorous showgirl who plans to give up her career to wed Robert Martin. She presents herself as confident and powerful, but underneath she wonders if she is doing the right thing.
Trix the Aviatrix is one spunky pilot! She saves the day at the end of the show by officiating all the weddings.
A hilarious cameo for an actor who makes a great foil for Man in Chair.
Great roles for anyone who would like to be involved in your production.