Script

Audition Central: The Phantom Tollbooth JR.

Script: Whether Man

MILO
But I thought you were the Weather Man.

WHETHER MAN
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You misunderstand! I m not the Weather Man. I m the one and only altogether Whether Man!

MILO
Why Whether Man?

["The Wheter Man (Part 2)"]

WHETHER MAN
Now, what can I do for you?

MILO
Is this the right road to Dictionopolis?

(Music resumes and continues under dialogue to end of scene.)

WHETHER MAN
Well, now, I don t know of any wrong roads to Dictionopolis, so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all, it must be the right road.  Now you drive carefully!