The Theory of Relativity
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From Drama Desk Award nominees Neil Bartram and Brian Hill (The Story of My Life), The Theory of Relativity is a joyous and moving look about our surprisingly interconnected lives. Whether you're allergic to cats, in love for the first or tenth time, a child of divorce, a germaphobe or simply a unique individual, audience members and actors alike are sure to find themselves in this fresh new musical.
Through a seemingly unrelated collection of songs, scenes and monologues, The Theory of Relativity introduces a compelling array of characters experiencing the joys and heartbreaks, the liaisons and losses, the inevitability and the wonder of human connection.
"Take a Physics manual, blend it with the sound of The Book of Mormon, the hilariously nerdy references of The Big Bang Theory , a sprinkle of Chicago, few drops of Glee, bake it in a Broadway bowl, use all the originality you can have....That’s the successful recipe for the spectacular song cycle, The Theory of Relativity."– Live Like Tom
Concert Selections for The Theory of Relativity
Concert Selections are original Broadway orchestrations and exciting new symphonic arrangements of select songs for use in concert performances. Concert Selections are the perfect way to give audiences a taste of the musical theatre experience without the sets, props and costumes.
Pricing
Pricing is for individual songs only.
Pricing for Orchestral Suites and other items can be provided on receipt of your Application Form.
Amateur
A$99.50 for 1st five minutes (Base Hire rate)
A$19.00 per minute thereafter (to a maximum of 40 minutes for Small Rights works)
The minimum Base Hire period is 2 months which is calculated from the date required to the first performance date.
Extra months are charged at 25% of the hire fee per month or part thereof.
A 50% discount of the Base Hire fee is available for 2nd and subsequent performances provided the fee is not less than the Base Hire rate (amateur only).
If your order requires immediate processing, a A$44.00 Priority Fee per work is applicable.
Professional
We will provide a quote once we receive your Application Form.
- "I LOVE YOU" SONGFrom25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE, THEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 secMusic byWilliam FinnLyrics byWilliam FinnInstrumentation4 Piano-Conductor Scores, Reed (Oboe, Alto Sax), Synthesizer, Percussion, Cello
- 9 TO 5From9 TO 5, THE MUSICALFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTION
- A MUSICALFromSOMETHING ROTTEN!First Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONMusic byWayne KirkpatrickKarey KirkpatrickLyrics byWayne KirkpatrickKarey KirkpatrickOrchestrated byLarry HochmanArranged byGlen KellyInstrumentation2 Keyboard 1/Conductor, 10 PV, 4 Reed(Clarinet, Piccolo, Flute, Alto Sax)Trumpet, Trombone, Guitar 1(Archtop), Guitar 2(Solid Body Electric), Keyboard 2 (synth.), Keyboard 3(synth.), 2 Percussion, Violin(6), Bass(3)
- A PLACE CALLED HOMEFromCHRISTMAS CAROL, AFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyBbEstimated duration3 min 20 secMusic byALAN MENKENLyrics byLYNN AHRENSInstrumentation5 Bass, 6 Cello, 7 Viola, 17 Violin, 1 Drum, 1 Harp, 1 Horn, 1 Keyboard1,1 Keyboard2, 6 Piano Conductor Scores, 2 Percussion, 1 Reed 1, 1 Reed 2, 1 Reed 3,1 Reed 4, 1 Reed 5, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 2 Trumpet 1&2, 1 Trumpet 3
- ABBONDANZAFromMOST HAPPY FELLA, THEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for3 MALE VOICESStarting KeyBEstimated duration7 min 25 secMusic byLOESSER, FRANKLyrics byLOESSER, FRANKOrchestrated byWALKER, DONInstrumentation1 Flute, 1 Clarinet 1, 1 Clarinet 2, 1 Oboe, 1 Bassoon, 2 Horn 1&2, 9 Violin 1, 8 Violin 2, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 3 Percussion, 1 Harp, 2 Vocal Score, 3 Chorus books
- ACID QUEENFromTOMMY, THE WHO'SFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTION
- ACT 2 FINALE - PART 4 ("INTO THE WOODS")FromINTO THE WOODSFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyGEstimated duration3 min 50 secMusic bySTEPHEN SONDHEIMLyrics bySTEPHEN SONDHEIMOrchestrated byJONATHAN TUNICKInstrumentation5 Bass, 6 Cello, 2 Horns, 1 Piano, 1 Reed 1 (Flute, Piccolo), 1 Reed 2(Clarinet)1 Reed 3 (Bassoon), 1 Synthesizer, 1 Trumpet in C, 1 Bb Trumpet (opt), 7 Viola, 17 Violin, 3 Percussion, 1 Piano, 2 Piano Conductor Scores, 1 Full Score, 25 Chorus Books
- ADELAIDE'S LAMENTFromGUYS & DOLLSFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for1 FEMALE VOICEStarting KeyGbEstimated duration5 min 10 secMusic byLOESSER, FRANKLyrics byLOESSER, FRANKOrchestrated byGEORGE BASSMAN & TED ROYALInstrumentation1 Flute, 1 English horn, 1 Clarinet in Bb, 1 Clarinet 2, 1 Clarinet 3, 1 Bassoon, 1 Horn, 2 Trumpet 1&2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone, 9 Violin AC, 8 Violin BD, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 2 Percussion, 2 Piano Conductor
- ADVENTURES OF A ZOOFirst Performance Fee:$300Each Additional Performance:$150TypeSYMPHONIC COMPOSITION (WITH NARRATION)Arranged forNARRATORStarting KeyCEstimated duration23 min 20 secMusic byKLEINSINGER, GEORGELyrics byTRIPP, PAULInstrumentation1 Oboe 1, 1 Oboe 2, 1 Flute 1, 1 Flute 2, 1 Flute 3, 1 Clarinet 2(in B), 2 Bassoon 1&2, 1 Clarinet 1(in Bb), 1 Tuba, 1 Trumpet 1, 1 Trumpet 2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 1 Horn 1(in F), 1 Horn 2(in F), 1 Horn 3(in F), 1 Horn 4(in F), 9 Violin 1, 8 Violin 2, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 3 Percussion, 1 Narrator, 1 Fullscore
- AGONYFromINTO THE WOODSFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for2 MALES VOICESStarting KeyEEstimated duration3 min 39 secMusic bySONDHEIM, STEPHENLyrics bySONDHEIM, STEPHENOrchestrated byTUNICK, JONATHANInstrumentation1 Flute, 1 Clarinet, 1 Bassoon, 1 Horn 1, 1 Horn 2, 17 Violin, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 1 Synth, 1 Piano, 2 Piano Conductor, 1 Conductor Score, 2 Chorus books
- AGONY (REPRISE)FromINTO THE WOODSFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
- AH, MISSFromSWEENEY TODDFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for1 MALE VOICEStarting KeyEbEstimated duration3 min 20 secMusic bySTEPHEN SONDHEIMLyrics bySTEPHEN SONDHEIMOrchestrated byTUNICK, JONATHANInstrumentation5 Bass, 6 Celli, 1 Organ, 1 Harp, 1 Horn, 4 Piano Conductor Scores, 3 Percussion, 1 Reed 1, 1 Reed 2, 1 Reed 3, 1 Reed 4, 1 Reed 5, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 1 Trombone 3, 2 Trumpets, 7 Viola, 17 Violin
- AH, SWEET MYSTERY / FALLING IN LOVEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyBEstimated duration7 min 10 secMusic byTESORI, JEANINELyrics bySCANLAN, DICKOrchestrated byRALPH BURNS & DOUG BESTERMANInstrumentation5 Bass, 6 Cello, 1 Drums, 1 Guitar, 1 Harp, 1 Horn, 2 Percussion, 1 Piano, 1 Reed 1 (Flute), 1 Reed 2 (Clarinet & Flute), 1 Reed 3 (Clarinet), 1 Reed 4 (Flute, Bass Clarinet, Baritone Saxophone), 1 Trumpet 1, 1 Trumpet 2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 17 Violin, 3 Piano Vocal, 1 Full Score
- AIN'T IT GOODFromCHILDREN OF EDENFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyAmEstimated duration6 min 53 secMusic bySTEPHEN SCHWARTZLyrics bySTEPHEN SCHWARTZInstrumentation1 Bass, 2 Guitars, 1 Drums, 2 Percussion, Keyboard 1, Keyboard 2, 1 Reed 1, 1 Reed 2, 1 Reed 3, 20 Piano-Conductor Score, 1 Full Score
- ALDOLPHOFromDROWSY CHAPERONE, THEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 secMusic byLisa LambertGreg MorrisonLyrics byLisa LambertGreg MorrisonOrchestrated byLarry BlankInstrumentationReed 1 (Clarinet, Alto Sax), Reed 2 (Clarinet, Alto Sax), Reed 3 (Piccolo, Clarinet, Tenor Sax), Reed 4 (Bass Clarinet, Baritone Sax), 3 Trumpets, 1 Trombone, Keyboard 1, Keyboard 2, Drums, Percussion, Bass. Your rental set will also include 3 Piano-Conductor Scores.
- ALL THE WASTED TIMEFromPARADEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeCONCERT/SYMPHONIC ARRANGEMENT (WITH VOCAL)Starting KeyBbEstimated duration7 min 21 secMusic byJASON ROBERT BROWNLyrics byJASON ROBERT BROWNOrchestrated byDON SEBESKY & JASON ROBERT BROWNInstrumentation1 Flute/Piccolo, 2 Oboe, 2 Bb Clarinet, 1 Bass Clarinet, 1 Bassoon, 4 Horn, 2 Trumpet, 1 Trombone, 1 Tuba, 2 Percussion, 1 Timpani, 1 Guitar, 1 Piano, (8) Violin I,(8) Violin II, (7) Viola, (6) Cello, (5) Bass. Your materials will also include 1 Full Score.
- ALMOST REALFromBRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY, THEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONMusic byJason Robert BrownLyrics byJason Robert BrownOrchestrated byJason Robert BrownInstrumentation2 Piano Conductor Scores, 1 Full Score, 2 Guitar 1 (Acoustic, Mandolin), 1 Guitar 2 (Acoustic), 5 Bass, 3 Percussion (Timpani, Vibraphone, Crotales, Chime, Suspended Cymbal), 17 Violin 1/Violin 2, 7 Violin 3 (Viola)/Viola, 6 Violincello
- ALWAYS STARTING OVERFromIF/THENFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
- ANATEVKAFromFIDDLER ON THE ROOFFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyFmEstimated duration5 min 10 secMusic byBOCK, JERRYLyrics byHARNICK, SHELDONOrchestrated byWALKER, DONInstrumentation1 Flute, 1 Reed 2, 1 Reed 3, 1 Reed 4, 1 Bassoon, 1 Horn 1, 1 Horn 2, 1 Trumpet 1, 1 Trumpet 2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 17 Violin, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 3 Percussion, 1 Accordian, 1 Guitar, 2 Piano Conductor, 25 Chorus books
- AND THIS IS MY BELOVEDFromKISMETFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for1 FEMALE VOICE, 3 MALE VOICESStarting KeyFEstimated duration7 min 23 secMusic byWRIGHT, ROBERTFORREST, GEORGELyrics byWRIGHT, ROBERTFORREST, GEORGEOrchestrated byKAY, ARTHURInstrumentation1 Flute 1, 1 Flute 2, 1 Oboe, 1 Clarinet 1, 1 Clarinet 2, 1 Bass clarinet, 1 Bassoon, 2 Horn, 2 Trumpet 1&2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 1 Tuba, 1 Vibes, 9 Violin AC, 8 Violin BD, 7 Viola, 6 Cello, 5 Bass, 3 Percussion, 1 Harp, 2 Piano Conductor, 4 Chorus books
- ANOTHER HUNDRED PEOPLEFromCOMPANYFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for1 FEMALE VOICE (Plus optional Vocal Minority, 4 females)Starting KeyCEstimated duration3 min 58 secMusic bySONDHEIM, STEPHENLyrics bySONDHEIM, STEPHENOrchestrated byTUNICK, JONATHANInstrumentationReed 1 (Piccolo), Reed 2 (Flute), Reed 3 (Flute), Reed 4 (Oboe), Reed 5 (Clarinet), 2 Horns, 3 Trumpets, 2 Trombones, Percussion, Guitar (Electric), Piano, (16) Violins, (6) Cello, Bass, Vocal Minority (optional). You rental set will also include 2 Piano-Conductor Scores and 1 Full Score.
- ANOTHER NIGHTFirst Performance Fee:$0Each Additional Performance:$0
- ANY MOMENTFromINTO THE WOODSFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONStarting KeyEbEstimated duration3 min 20 secMusic bySONDHEIM, STEPHENLyrics bySONDHEIM, STEPHENOrchestrated byTUNICK, JONATHANInstrumentation1 Full Score, 5 Bass, 6 Celli, 2 Horns, 4 Piano Conductor Scores, 1 Piano3 Percussion, 1 Reed 1, 1 Reed 2, 1 Reed 3, 1 Synthesizer, 7 Viola, 17 Violin
- ANYONE CAN WHISTLEFromANYONE CAN WHISTLEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONArranged for1 FEMALE VOICEStarting KeyCEstimated duration5 min 38 secMusic bySONDHEIM, STEPHENLyrics bySONDHEIM, STEPHENOrchestrated byWALKER, DONInstrumentation1 Flute 1, 1 Flute 2, 1 Flute 3, 1 Clarinet 1, 1 Clarinet 2, 1 Bass clarinet, 1 Bassoon, 2 Trumpet 1&2, 1 Trumpet 3, 2 Horn 1&2, 1 Trombone 1, 1 Trombone 2, 2 Cello A, 2 Cello B, 2 Cello C, 5 Bass, 3 Percussion(Timp, Triangle), 1 Accordian, 2 Piano Conductor
- ANYWHERE I WANDERFromHANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSENFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeCONCERT/SYMPHONIC ARRANGEMENT (WITH VOCAL)Estimated duration0 secMusic byFrank Loesser
- AS LONG AS HE NEEDS ME (F#)FromOLIVER!, LIONEL BART'SFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
- AS LONG AS HE NEEDS ME (F)FromOLIVER!, LIONEL BART'SFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
- AS LONG AS HE NEEDS ME (G)FromOLIVER!, LIONEL BART'SFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
- AS WE STUMBLE ALONGFromDROWSY CHAPERONE, THEFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONInstrumentation1 Reed 1 (Flute, Clarinet, Soprano Sax, Alto Sax), 1 Reed 2 (Clarinet, Alto Sax), 1 Reed 3 (Clarinet, Tenor Sax), 1 Reed 4 (Bass Clarinet, Bari Sax), 1 Trumpet 1, 1 Trumpet 2, 1 Trumpet 3, 1 Trombone, 1 Drums, 1 Percussion (Vibes, Glockenspiel, Triangle, Timpani), 1 Keyboard 1, 1 Keyboard 2, 1 Acoustic Bass
- ASCOT GAVOTTEFromMY FAIR LADY, LERNER AND LOEWE'SFirst Performance Fee:$175Each Additional Performance:$100TypeSHOW EXTRACTIONEstimated duration0 sec
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Person A
Relativity
I'm Allergic to Cats
The End of the Line
The End of the Line Playoff
Pi (Part 1)
Great Expectations
Relativity (Reprise 1)
Footprint
Pi (Part 2)
Lipstick
Apples & Oranges
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Promise Me This
Julie's Song
Pi (Part 3) / Relativity (Reprise 2)
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Nothing Without You
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